On July 6, 2015, His Holiness The Dalai Lama celebrates his 80th birthday. On July 5, 2015, quite brazenly, His Fartness The Cartoonist celebrates his 80th birthday. Woodall claims that this was never meant to be a race and he certainly never intended to win by a single day. He is very concerned that everything is okay, karmically speaking. The Atonement party (with cake and refreshments hosted by the Undercurrent) will be held at The Snug at 3 p.m. on Kafka’s birthday. God forbid anyone should bring a gift.